Ummmm.... Oops

*Warning* This post is rated G for slightly gross! lol.

So... tonight I was watching a movie with my friend because our movie night got cancelled last Friday and he has his daughter this whole weekend. (I kept my promise to myself!) He was laying on his back and I was on my stomach, so my head was like near his stomach and his head was in the same position near me, except we were propped up on pillows. Sporadically, he would reach over and rub my back or my legs. And he think he slick, the one time he "casually" rubbed my hair. He's played in my hair before, but this time I know he was checkin for tracks! (Good weaves are one of God's many blessings!)

So... I had had an upset stomach all day. Usually it comes out silently, and had been silent for the duration of the movie. One particular time (he wasn't rubbing me at this point) I passed gas thinking it would be silent... It wasn't... I never pooted in front of him (not audibly) so IDK if he heard. I didn't know if I should excuse myself or play it off, so I just tried to do the latter. I just kept watching the movie.

He didn't bring it up, so... Maybe he DIDN'T hear... Although I don't know how he coulda missed it!

But then there was this awkward silence. (Maybe I'm paranoid... We were mostly silent anyway cuz we were watchin a movie!) And I did notice that he had stopped rubbing...

Maybe he was just enthralled in the movie! lol...

If someone farted in front of me, I would just tease them to death!

He did give me a big hug when he was leaving and told me that my weave looked good while suggesting regular movie nights on his way out the door. I feel like he's silly, so he woulda brought up the um... slip-up and joked about it... Unless he's one of those ppl who is squeamish about bodily functions! lol.

Whatever... People fart.